The Totally Official and Super Serious Terms of Service

Welcome to our magical realm of barbarians and books! Before you embark on your literary adventure, please take a moment to read our Terms of Service. We promise it's more fun than eating broccoli!

1. The "Don't Be a Grumpy Troll" Rule

By using our website, you agree to be nice and not act like a grumpy troll hiding under a bridge. This means no being mean to others, no trying to break our website, and absolutely no attempts to steal our magical stories for your secret lair.

2. The "Our Stories Are Like Dragons' Treasure" Policy

All the stories, pictures, and other cool stuff on this website belong to us. You can read them, enjoy them, and even dream about them, but please don't try to claim them as your own. Dragons are very protective of their treasure, and so are we!

3. The "No Peeking Behind the Curtain" Agreement

We respect your privacy like a barbrarian respects another barbarian's sword. We don't collect any personal information about you or your family. We can't see you, and you can't see us. It's like we're all wearing invisibility cloaks!

4. The "Use Your Own Magic Wand" Clause

Our website is for personal use only. Feel free to read our stories as many times as you like, but please don't try to sell them, copy them, or use them to create your own competing website of slightly-different stories. That's not cool, and it makes our barbarians sad.

5. The "We're Not Fortune Tellers" Disclaimer

While we try our best to make sure everything on our website works perfectly, sometimes gremlins sneak in and cause mischief. We can't promise that the website will always work flawlessly or that every story will be your absolute favorite. But we'll do our best to keep the gremlins at bay!

6. The "Changes Happen Like Seasons" Notice

Just like how some barbarians one day wake up and chose reading over raiding, these terms might change over time. We'll post any updates here, so check back occasionally. Don't worry, we won't turn into fire-breathing dragons or anything too drastic.

7. The "Kid-Friendly Kingdom" Decree

Our stories are meant for kids, but we welcome readers of all ages. If you're a grown-up, feel free to embrace your inner child. If you're a kid, remember to get your parent's permission before going on internet adventures.

By using our website, you agree to follow these terms. Now, go forth and raid the realms of imagination!